Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Legend of the Condor Heroes 2008

Rating: ****

Genre: Wuxia
Episodes: 50
Cast: Anthony Wong, Ariel Lin, Hu Ge, Liu Shi Shi, Yuan Hong

"When their husbands were killed by the Song army, two pregnant women found safe haven in foreign lands. Li Ping gave birth to Guo Jing, a sturdy but blockheaded young man who roamed the Mongolian prairie with the family of Temujin. Bao Xi Ruo gave birth to Yang Kang, a smart and crafty young man who became the son of Wanyan Hong Lie, a successor of the Jin empire. When a pact between their martial arts masters brought them together and the truth behind their fathers' deaths was revealed, one found martial arts enlightenment and a cause greater than his own while the other descended into darkness and destroyed everything and everyone around him."

 Although this drama was an interesting watch, they did not keep the integrity of the original story.  For viewers like me that has never read the trilogy or watched any of the previous versions, we can enjoy the story without the pain of having to see all the changes in the series.  However, for those viewers who have read the series, you will probably find this series bothersome.  Also, if you plan on watching all three stories in the series (The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber), it's probably best if you pick a different version.  This tv series was made to be one complete drama.  It wasn't written with the thought that they would be creating the sequels.

Although enjoyable, there were still some visual effects that weren't very wonderful.  For instance, did you see the stuffed condors in the nest that they used as props?

As far as the characters were concerned, I found Guo Jing hilarious.  I really don't know if his character was originally supposed to be like that, but the way Hu Ge portrayed him made him look like he was a complete idiot.  I mean, I know that Jing'er is supposed to be dumb, but this one was beyond dumb.  I don't know how anyone would be able to fall for him.  I really enjoyed Ariel Lin as Huang Rong, though.  She really fits well with the character.  Spunky, smart, and mischievous is just the style that works for her.  I like it better when she plays a smart character.

Return of Condor Heroes 2006

Rating: ****

Genre: Romance, Wuxia
Episodes: 41
Cast:Chen Zi Han, Liu Yi Fei, Huang Xiao Ming, Yang Mi, Jessey Meng

"Adapted from the novel by Jinyong (aka Louis Cha). This is a sequel to Legend of Condor Heroes and a prequel of sorts to Heavenly Sword and Dragon Sabre. The story concerns the adventures of Yang Guo, an orphaned boy in a mid-13th Century China. From his humble beginnings, the street wise Yang Guo gets passed around from one prestigious master to another but none of them will teach him any kung fu. While escaping from a tortured experience under Quan Zhen Sect's Zhao Zhi Jing, he meets Xiao Long Nu, the girl who will become his kung fu master and eventually the love of his life."

Gorgeous, it is absolutely gorgeous.  It starts out with the most beautiful opening I've ever seen in a Chinese drama.  The opening music is chilling and goes perfectly with the bittersweet clips of the series.  I think this is one of my favorite stories just because of how beautiful it is.  It is also very amusing and romantic.  I have to agree with another viewer when she said it was "cheesy".  I believe 1/10th of the drama was scenes of the couple staring lovingly at each other.  There were times when I burst into laughter because it was so cheesy.

Although pretty, this drama is not without faults.  I really have to pick on how bad the parenting in this drama is.  I mean, have you watched this drama before?  The couple cares for a child temporarily, and they are going around fighting people with the child in their arms.  The actors are so concerned with the action sequences, that they forget that they need to act like the rolled up blanket has a baby in it.  The baby gets whip lashed over and over again.  It gets kicked, dropped, and left unattended for hours at a time.  The characters don't even spend the time thinking about how they are going to feed the child.  Seriously, what the...?  I'm surprised that the child didn't end up stupid like Guo Jing after all that shaking.  In fact, I'm surprised that the child even survived, to tell you the truth.  Haven't they ever heard of Shaken baby syndrome?  Don't try that at home.

I also have to point out that Yang Guo as a young teen played by Huang Xiao Ming looks extremely creepy.  When they first introduce the teenage Yang Guo, Guo'er is still very immature.  The way he stares at "GuGu" is just creepy.  He really looked like a pervert.  I kind of think they should have used a third actor for the time when he was still a teen.  His age when they filmed this just doesn't go very well with a young teenage character.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Heavenly Sword and Dragon Sabre (Yi Tian Tu Long Ji) 2009

 Rating: ***

Genre: Wuxia, Romance, Drama
Episodes: 40
Cast: Deng Chao, Ady An, Liu Jing, He Zhuo Yan, Zhang Meng, Lu Chen, Wu Xiao Dong

"Based on the popular novel by Jin Yong Kam Yung, he also wrote Legend of the Condor Heroes and Return of the Condor Heroes, the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Sabre takes place during 14th century China during the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty, roughly 100 years after the events of Return of the Condor Heroes. After decades of struggles, famine, and bitterness which the Chinese citizens blamed on the Yuan Dynasty's misgovernment, the Martial Arts sects have begun to rebel. Prince Ruyong asks Cheng Kun, a Shaolin monk with an ulterior motive, for a plan on how to deal with the rebels."


For this drama, I really want to give it a lower score but I am trying my best to be nice.  Now, I will admit that it was a show that got me addicted, but the production did not give the story justice.  It was quite obvious with the props that they were stretching the budget a bit.  I mean, did you see that stuffed polar bear they used?  There were so many problems with the special effects, props, and acting that I really don't know where to begin.  However, since A is the first letter of the alphabet, I guess I should start with the acting.

I may not know much about acting, but there are some universal expressions that can be distinguished no matter the culture.  Many of the actors didn't do well in expressing pain, and it really annoyed me.  It kind of made me want to repeatedly bang my head against my desk.  It wasn't so bad once the main character was old enough and the main story started, but by then I was about 10 episodes in.  In all honesty, I think that's why it was so bad.  If you're going to pick bad actors for the historic scenes, you should probably use "flashback" orders.  What I mean is that some writers choose to start the story off a quarter of the way through the story and do flashbacks of past events to let the viewers understand what previously happened in the main characters' life.  This works better than having to sit through 10 episodes (7.5 hours) of bad acting before the main story even begins.

The next main point I have is the special effects.

1. The snow land looked like desert sand.  It's as if they filmed at the beach and then digitally whitened the sand to make it look like snow.
2. Whenever they did an aerial view of the Fiery Ice island (or whatever they called it), I could see a sail boat in the shot.  (Maybe I'm seeing things?)
3. They use the same aerial shots over and over and over again.  Like the scene with the birds flying or the aerial view of the island.
4. The change in scenery was way too often on the snowy island.  It looks like various artists created different view points for the backgrounds but never compared notes so the color of the sky/ground and general area goes back and forth during the scenes.
5. They get out of the water and the next moment they are completely dry.
6. Episode 4 - 12:02 - In this frame, you can see that they forgot to use the special effects.  You can actually see the raw footage, including the green screen in the background.  I have to say, though, it's a nice green screen they have there.
7. Although I didn't notice it myself, I heard there was one instance where you could see the wire pretty clearly.  If anyone knows the timing for that, I'd really like to know as I'd like to see what I missed.
8. When they did an aerial view of an iceberg, the water didn't react with the ice at all.  A professional would use visual effects to make it look like the ocean was reacting to the iceberg.  Because of that, it looked extremely fake.  I won't even start on how it looked like styrofoam.
9. An iceberg usually has at least half of it's volume under water.  They obviously didn't know that, though, as some of the shots didn't reflect that fact.

I also have a few micellaneous comments I'd like to discuss.  For instance, why doesn't she call him a hubby-type name instead of "Ge"?  They are married, yet she calls him that.  It's just kind of odd to me, you know?  I'm sure that even in that dynasty they had words like "husband" or "dear" to describe their spouse.  "Ge" is fine for very good friends or lovers, but for your husband?  Secondly, do you want to know how Eskimos came about?  The married couple had a few more kids, but they abandoned them on the island.  (Ha ha ha, I'm just kidding.) Thirdly, and maybe I'm wrong here, the main character completely forgets about one of the girls for like ten episodes.  He goes to save her, but ends up getting distracted and never mentions her again until she finally shows up.  What's up with that?  Last, but not least, I never would have thought I'd read the word "Lion King" in this series.  I don't know why, but I found it comical.


Looking back, I really did enjoy the series.  The only problem is that they didn't produce it well enough to really make the story shine.  I can't really say if the reason the effects were so bad was because they didn't have enough money, or they just didn't hire the right people to do the work, but I guess it can't be helped.  If you have already read the novel before, I'd suggest that you just skip the first 10 episodes in order to save yourself the misery of having to notice all of the acting and production problems that it had.  The last 75% of the drama was very good, but they kind of botched the first quarter of it.  I probably won't watch it again mainly because I cannot stand watching all of the mistakes, but it's a decent show to watch if you are bored.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Art for Donations

As most of you know, there was a serious disaster in Japan.  As a "starving artist", I really cannot do much for the people of Japan.  However, I have decided that I will start a small fundraiser to do what I can.  Anyone who donates $10 dollars (809.80 yen) are more to the Japanese Red Cross Society will receive a custom made avatar of your choice.  Anyone who donates $20 (1619.60 yen) or more will receive either a custom portrait or a custom GIF avatar.  Portraits can be created either digitally or in pencil, but all prizes will be sent digitally.




How to receive your gift:

1. Donate to the Japanese Red Cross
2. Take a picture of the donation receipt
3. Send the picture of the receipt along with your request to babe200133416@yahoo.com.  Feel free to black out your personal information such as name and address.
4. In the request, please include the following information:

- Email address to where I should send your gift
- Whether you want an avatar, portrait, or GIF avatar
- A picture of what you wish to be drawn
- A picture of the receipt to verify that you have donated



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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Are you feeling lucky?



This was a small animation I did for a contest on Youtube.  The original animation was longer, but I had to condense it down for the contest.  I hope you enjoy it :3

The Story, Artwork, Animation were all done by me.  I considered putting in sounds as well, but oh well.  I didn't win the contest, but it was very fun to work on it.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Why Gore?

One of my favorite genres of film is gore/horror.  You might be wondering why I would pick such a gruesome genre to enjoy, but I can't get enough of it.  Now, there are many reasons as to why a gore film is one of the most artistic film genres, but I don't have the patience to list them all.  Here are some of my top reasons as to why gore is one of my favorite genres in the film industry.

 1.  Genuine pain, anger, and shock are hard to fake.

            - In gore films, an actor must be able to harness these emotions.  However, pain, anger, and shock are very hard to fake because most people have not witnessed them first hand.  Not many actors have gone through horrific situations in their life, so they have to be very good actors in order to make them seem as if they are genuinely feeling the emotion that the movie or drama requires.  Although I do not enjoy bad acting, I like gore because there is more opportunity for an actor to show his or her ability on film.  Unlike romance or family dramas, which even the worst actors can skim through, gore requires the actors to be good in order to produce a high quality gore film.


2. Movie and drama scripts must be good in order to let the actors shine.

            - Almost any "writer" can write a wishy-washy 3rd rate romantic comedy screen play and get it on screen.  It can be riddled with inconsistencies, clichés, and illogical reasoning, and still be able to make millions in the box office.  Why?  People like comedy.  They don't realize how bad a drama is because they've never seen anything better.  One of the most challenging genres of writing is gore.  Characters have to be rounded and have a full range of emotion.  The storyline must be logical.  In gore, there are so many emotions that the characters go through that most dramas and movies will never even touch.  Fear, lust, love, shock, anger, vengeance, bloodlust, and pain are just a few emotions that the characters can go through in just one film or drama.  In the gore drama, a writer can really show off his or her talent.

3. Graphics

            - Unlike romance, family, or even thriller dramas, gore is one of the few genres in which the graphics are extremely important.  The blood, body parts, and all the other special effects have to look genuine.  There are some aspects which are hard to fake, and (with gore) you can really see the quality of work that has been done in order to heighten the quality of the film.


Whenever my friends suggest that we watch a thriller, I usually say that I don't like horror movies.  However, that is not really true.  Truthfully, I enjoy horror movies the best.  The only reason I do not normally watch them is because I'd rather see the ones that are actually quality work instead of the Hollywood versions that are barely held together with duct tape.  If you ever see a quality gore film, I think you will understand my reasoning.  Even though there are very few wonderful films in this genre, it is worth it once you see the glory that is gore.


Tell me, what do you think about this genre
Do you love it?  Do you hate it?
What gore films have you enjoyed?

Monday, March 14, 2011

Rent a girlfriend back home for new year

Rating: ***

Genre: Romance, Comedy
Episodes: 25
Cast: Joe Easy, Yuan Zi Fei, Xue Jia Ning, Du Chun, Diana Peng

"Chu Xiao Xiao, is an independent, liberal thinking, wealthy, college student raised by a single mother. When her family goes bankrupt and her mother goes missing, Xiao Xiao is forced to find a job to pay off creditors. Sun Yi Wei is the serious and stubborn son of a prestigious ancestral family. He graduated from Qinghua University before studying abroad and returning to work at a prominent Beijing IT company. However, Yi Wei is now over 30 years old and his family is starting to pressure him to get married by sending him off to matchmaking sessions. When Xiao Xiao and Yi Wei first meet she beats him up over a misunderstanding. Needless to say, it was hate at first sight. To stop his family's meddling, Yi Wei tells them he already has a girlfriend. Thrilled, they demand he bring her home for Chinese New Year. So, Yi Wei needs to find a girlfriend, and fast. His best friend suggests he put out a personal ad online to rent a girlfriend. To his surprise, it is Xiao Xiao who responds to the ad. The pair make a contract and Xiao Xiao becomes Yi Wei's fake girlfriend for two weeks of New Year celebrations. But can the couple who can't stop bickering really convince his family they are in love? Or will playing house finally heal Yi Wei's broken heart? This adorable and touching romance is told with a unique blend of modern China and ancient tradition."


 For every drama I actually finish watching, I want to say that the drama was good.  However, this drama kind of left me hanging.  The reason I watch romantic comedies are not for the romance, but for the comedy.  I want to say that I loved it, but there were so many things that I just couldn't stand about it, so I'm going to have to give it three stars.

As for why I gave it three stars, I think I should start out by saying that the storyline wasn't all that original to begin with.  Normally I wouldn't be too picky about a cliche drama if the drama was well written and well produced, but I didn't like how the story was shown.  The first 7-10 episodes of this drama were very humorous and enjoyable.  However, when I got halfway through the drama, I got kind of bored. It was like this great beginning where everything was going great, and then halfway through the drama just flatlined. 

It's not that the story doesn't have merit, I think that the characters were very well rounded and the dialogue was good.  However, I didn't feel that the two main characters had much of a relationship at all.  There were like two loving glances, two hugs, and two kisses in the whole drama.  There was very little to show that the word "romance" is supposed to be one of the genres.  Instead of actual emotion being showed, they just had a lot of cliche scenes like sprained ankles, drunken girls, and white knight rescues.  I won't even begin to discuss the ending, as I would spoil it to no end for the viewers who wish to see how bad it really is.  Truthfully, I kind of want to put it as a two.  If it weren't for the first few episodes of me laughing my butt off, I probably would have given it that rating.


I also have to say that the way they showed this drama is really weird.  The beginnings and endings of each episode are very foreign to me.  I know you're probably saying to yourself "Well, actually TO, it is foreign to you.  It's a Chinese drama and you're American, what do you expect?", but that's not what I mean.  I've watched enough dramas to know that it is standard to end an episode in a cliffhanger or at the end of a scene in order to make the viewer want to watch the next episode.  However, this drama always stops the episode in places you would never expect.  It's almost as if they filmed the entire series, split it into twenty-four equal pieces, and then slapped the opening/ending titles onto it.

I think I might be a bit over critical when it comes to Chinese romantic comedies as there are very few I actually adore, but I cannot help it.  In this drama, I don't see anything worth re-watching.  Do your self a favor and stop watching this drama half way.  Don't blame me if you don't take my advice and end up falling asleep at your computer.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Fugitive: Plan B

Rating: ***.5

Genre: Action, Melodrama , Romance
Episodes: 20
Cast: Bi, Daniel Henney, Lee Jung Jin, Lee Na Young, Uehara Takako

"During the Korean War, a vast amount of money disappeared. Now, some 60 years later, the money has reappeared, leading to a frantic chase across the globe. Jin Yi (Lee Na Young) is a seemingly innocent woman who has hidden motives for approaching Ji Woo (Bi). Her plans are complicated by an unexpected romance developing between them, as well as the numerous pursuers hot on their trail. Kieko (Uehara Takako) is a famous Japanese singer who also gets tangled up in a relationship with this man. Little do they know that her father Hiroki (Takenaka Naoto), apart from being a business man, is a powerful yakuza. In this love triangle, who will finally win the love of Ji Woo?"


 Although I enjoyed a lot of the drama, there were certain elements of it that kind of put me off.  I don't doubt that it was a decent television show, but it's not something I would re-watch over and over again.

In any case, I'm about to do a very long review of the good/bad stuff.  Some of this may contain spoilers, though, so don't read any further than this if you don't want to know.





The series starts out with the cheesiest....  opening....  ever...  Predictable, reckless, and nowhere near realistic.  It looks like they copied and pasted a scene from just about any action movie ever created, complete with walking away from an exploding car.  I really don't know what they were thinking when they shot that scene.  If you're going to shoot something that cheesy, at least make it look more realistic so that people actually watch the series.  I bet that's the reason why some viewers didn't even watch it past the first few minutes.


I also have to state that Rain's character, Ji Woo, is way over dramatic...  What happened to Rain's acting from Full House?  Did the director direct him to act like that?  The character just doesn't work very well.  Compared to how serious he was in the action scene, it doesn't make much sense.  It would have worked better if he got slightly distracted during the action scene by all the women.  It also would have been less predictable and show the character as serious about his work, but also a woman-lover.

 The one thing I enjoyed was the range of languages showcased in this show.  Korean (obviously), Chinese (Mandarin), Japanese, and I believe there was even a bit of Thai in there. Also, the English was usually pretty clean and I didn't need subtitles in order to figure out what they were saying. (One of the many advantages of having the amazing Daniel Henney in the cast)  In fact, I understood a lot of the Japanese in there as well as I'm familiar with the languages. (That's one of the advantages of being a tube obsessed person.  By watching films from all over the world, you pick up languages quite easily.)

Over all, I thought the first episode was comic-like.  I think it would have been better to play on the comic style of the drama a bit more.  I thought it was fun though.

A few other notes:

1. A police officer gets shot while wearing a bulletproof vest.  The next scene, though, he has no holes in his shirt.
2. Whether they get shot at, get into a car reck, or jump out of a window, they don't get even a cut on them.
3. What's with the "Gloria in Excelsis Deo" music?  It's a bit of a strange selection, don't you think?

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

A Little Thing Called Love

Rating: ****
MOVIE!

Genre: Romance
Cast: Mario Maurer,  Pimchanok Lerwisetpibol, Sudarat Budtporm, Acharanat Ariyaritwikol




"The ordinary 14 years old girl name Nam. she's unattractive or simple call... the ugly! But she had secretly in love with older guy in grade 10 name Chon, a most popular student in high-school. He's hot, perfect and generous. That's make girls in school going crazy about him, including Nam too. But she doesn't give up easily. She tried do everything to made her pretty good and outstanding in school. Because she hopes him turned around at her just once more time."


I've never watched a film from Thailand, but I decided to give it a try after having some down time.  This movie was very sweet and enjoyable.  As for the acting, I really don't know how well they acted, as it is hard to tell when you are not familiar with the language.  However, I found that it was a well directed movie and something that many romance enthusiasts would enjoy.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Dream High

Rating: *****

Genre: Music, Romance, School
Episodes: 16
Cast: Kim Soo Hyun, Lee Yoon Ji, Uhm Ki Joon, Taecyeon, Ham Eun Jung

"Six students at Girin Art High School work to achieve their dreams of becoming stars."

This was just one of the many addicting dramas this year.  You know how Glee was in the first season?  It's kind of like that.  Just like the first season of Glee, Dream High was on fire.  It has catchy songs, a good plot line, and it is extremely addicting.  Although Glee kind of disappointed me in the second season, I think it is okay to compare the two shows anyway.

Happiness is Like a Sunny Day

Rating: ****

Genre: Romance
Episodes: 25
Cast: Mike He, Janine Chang, Li Yi Feng

"When Xiang Yun Jie (Mike He) learns that he has an eight year old son from his previous marriage, he struggles to gain custody of him.  After learning that it would be hard to gain custody as a single dad, he stages a fake marriage with the help of a maid, Fang Yong Yong (Janine Zhang).  When their contract ends, will they be able to see a sunny day?"

Although it was a bit cliche and there wasn't much of a unique storyline, I still found myself completely addicted to this drama.  Maybe I'm a bit biased because I helped to segment this drama (I picked the timings for the subtitles), but I really did enjoy this drama.  I don't think it helps, though, that I have a biased for anything with Mike He in it though.  I don't think I've hated any drama that I've ever seen him in.

My Princess

Rating: ****.5

Genre: Romance
Episodes:16
Cast: Kim Tae Hee, Lee Soon Jae, Park Ye Jin, Ryu Soo Young, Song Seung Hun

"An ordinary college student, Lee Seol, finds out she's a princess. The grandson of Daehan Group, Park Hae Young, is put in charge of educating Seol on proper etiquette."

 Strangely addicting, cute, and funny, this drama appears to have it all.  Although I didn't really like some of the characters, I just couldn't stop watching this drama.  If it wasn't for some of the production problems, I probably would have rated it five stars.  Although there are sure to be some problems I just didn't catch, one of the main problems with this was how quick the camera angles change.  Although it isn't all the time, there were times when they would switch cameras so often that I would get a headache.  Take, for example, 22:50 - 23:10 on episode 8.  In that small 20 seconds, there are approximately 11 camera angle changes.  That is a camera change every 2 seconds.  The scene isn't even a fast scene.  In fact, it's just two people talking slowly.  It really doesn't need to skip back and forth between the two characters faces like that when the topic of the conversation isn't that important in the first place.  Even though it did have some problems, I think it is a show worth watching.